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Nando Di Fino writes: Could performance-enhancing drugs boost your ability to drive a bladeless riding lawnmower at speeds as fast as 85 miles per hour? The U.S. Lawn Mower Racing Association, which sanctions organized mower racing across America, kicks off its season...

STA-BIL Lawn Mower Racing Series To Cut Steroids, Bag Cheats

To mark Opening Day of the 2010 Major League Baseball season (April 5), The U.S. Lawn Mower Racing Association (USLMRA) has reaffirmed its’ opposition to steroids, announced it will measure drivers’ forearms and head size and denied that Mark McGwire would be a pit...